On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love I did give...
eight words of honor.
I made this PDF in Picnik, had it printed as a 5x7 print for $.94 at the grocery store, and popped it in a frame. Since I'm clever and all, I just wanted to point out that the first letter of each word spells out "BENJAMIN".
Honestly, this gift is not extremely practical, but I wanted Ben to know how much I admire him. I enlisted the help of my parents with some of the traits. I told Ben I would understand if he didn't hang this up. :)